Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 18, 2014
June 17, 2014
June 19, 2014
Transcript:
Man: Sir, your resume is quite impressive. Your credentials are amazing. There's just something about you that I'm not sure is right for the job. Perhaps it's your name. Sloth Man: Sloth man? Man: I think that's it. Sloth Man: It's an appearance thing, isn't it?
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
Does whatever a sloth can…
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Profiling works, because it is based on measurable statistics.
oldschool434 almost 10 years ago
what a bane to have a mind that formulates such story lines….
Enoki almost 10 years ago
Must be the private sector… He’d be a shoe-in for a government job!
jreckard almost 10 years ago
In keeping with many comments here … he’s obviously a lazy redempublocratican.
juicebruce almost 10 years ago
Larry or Bob Croc could help this guy out.
Pedrocelli almost 10 years ago
Is it just me or do his feet seem to be sticking out the wrong way?
goalgo almost 10 years ago
These are dilbert and wally. phb is on vacation. and dilbert finaly got some tie starch
Kaputnik almost 10 years ago
A PBS without any of the regular characters.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Ours not to reason why, ours but to accept that a tree grows in this office! And that Sloth Man has the flexibility of, well, a tree-sloth. This a charming one-off PBS.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
best, he better go to court and legally have his name changed
Cheapskate0 almost 10 years ago
Off topic, I suppose..I was out of town the week that Bill Watterson drew the strip and am only now getting caught up on what I had missed..First: Was I the only one who was fooled? I thought that, in actuality, Stephan Pastis could draw that good! I thought that his usual stick figures were just his “shtick.”.Moreover, when I saw Libby’s work, I thought that perhaps Stephan was paying homage to (or satirizing) Watterson’s work!.Last, and certainly least: Would it be good if Stephan’s art came to mirror that of his guest artist? I note that the “new” Pig and Rat are now the banner for this strip – which has got to be confusing to anyone new to this strip, since neither Pig nor Rat look like they do in that banner!.What do people think? Should Pastis’ art stay the same, or should he try to emulate that of his esteemed guest artist?
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
and what branch of this company would I fit into?
billdungjen Premium Member almost 10 years ago
This has none of the main characters whatsoever WOW!!!
Mostly Water Premium Member almost 10 years ago
A coworker of mine was a slob man, a very close relative to a sloth man. One day he disappeared without a trace.
Strod almost 10 years ago
Sloths rock!
corzak almost 10 years ago
It’s spelled “Sloth Man” but it’s pronounced “slot-mun”.
corzak almost 10 years ago
@Strod is correct . . . sloths are very unusual! Go to wiki article on sloths. Among many interesting things, sloths are so slow, that they each have their own mini-ecosystem of plants and animals living in their fur!
celeconecca almost 10 years ago
They should hire Sloth-Man. He’d only take bathroom breaks once a week.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Love it!
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Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 10 years ago
@Ray Cov—Permit me to hope that it will be the LAST!!!
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
Wait, where are the regular characters?
BenjaminSilversten over 4 years ago
no main characters at all in this one