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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2014

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    Three Steps Over Japan  over 6 years ago

    How about flame throwers? (lighter fluid and lit matches)Vikings loved flame throwers.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    That sounds more horrible than Hagar.

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    knight1192a  over 6 years ago

    What do they use them as, pugil sticks?

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    KZ71  over 6 years ago

    More like punctured eardrums, if my past history with Q-tips is repeatable.

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    jreckard  over 6 years ago

    Eric the Well Bred

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    Ragtop Man  over 6 years ago

    Vikings actually had ornate silver ear spoons to clean their ears. Only slightly more dangerous than Q-tips.

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    Peg Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Please, more Viking action figures story lines! I’ve missed them.

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    puddlesplatt  over 6 years ago

    never never put anything smaller than your elbow in you ears. or you may go blind!

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Dark Helmet? Spaceballs?

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    lecrenb  over 6 years ago

    Ragnar Lothbroke would be confused…

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 6 years ago

    speechless – or is that Q-less? must have been a hard weekend pastis :)

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    *Hair spray works, too.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 6 years ago

    They may be Scandinavian warriors, but those “weapons” make them look like the American Gladiators.

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    lmonteros  over 6 years ago

    Did you know that the big crowd scene for the race in StarWars Ep. 1 was Q-tips? Yessiree. Saved tons of money, and who could tell the difference?

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    Awwww!

    xxx

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    pschearer Premium Member over 6 years ago

    For violence, sex, intrigue, betrayal, revenge, more violence, and other good stuff, I highly recommend the History Channel’s show “Vikings”.

    But I was amazed to learn that Ragnar Lothbroke may be historical! If Wiki is to be believed, his existence is questionable but his children (even Ivar the Boneless) are historically attested to, despite some dubious timelines. Unfortunately, this fact may have ruined next season for me. (Oops. SPOILER ALERT!)

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    Kali39  over 6 years ago

    So who lost on Jeopardy (besides Weird Al, of course)?

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 6 years ago

    And maybe later those Vikings can clean Rat’s clock?!?

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    tannerlovespearls  over 6 years ago

    One would think that Rat would be a lot more angry than he is.

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    claire de la lune.  over 6 years ago

    Yay! These guys are back.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    I suppose the Viking action figures would indeed use Q-Tips as if pugil sticks. Can I play, too, Pig? Let the combat begin!

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