Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 31, 2014
Rat: So I'm driving down the road when I see this pedestrian who wants to cross the road in front of me, so I slow down to let him cross. Goat: So? Rat: So the guy fails to give the hand wave, the universal acknowledgement that someone on the road has done something nice for you. Goat: Who cares? Rat: He does. I accelerated and ran over his toes. Goat: You didn't. Rat: You gotta give the hand wave.