Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 30, 2014
Goat: Where are you taking me? Rat: Remember when the word 'Stewardess' became 'flight attendant'? Goat: Yeah. Rat: And 'secretary' became 'administrative assistant'? And 'maid' became 'housekeeper'? And 'midget' became 'little person'? Goat: Yeah. So? Rat: So this is the guy who decides all that. Willy: Behold! I am Willy, the word decider! Goat: So how do you decide all that, Willy? Willy: I dunno. Goat: Well, that seems kind of stupid. Willy: 'Stupid' is out! 'Smartless' is in! Goat; We should do something about Willy. Rat: Don't be smartless.