Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 29, 2014
Goat: Wow. This photo is incredible. Pig: What's it of? Goat: A type of dust storm that sometimes occurs in the American southwest. It's called a "haboob." Pig: Haboob, huh? Now that I gotta see. Pigita: Oh, do you? Pig: Look! It's so big it smothers everything! Goat: I'll let you and your girlfriend discuss this alone.