Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2014
Man: Can I help you? Deer 1: Hi. We're the vigilante deer, and we're tired of being shot by hunters like you. So we were thinking, maybe next time you find us in the woods, you can forgo the usual gun and maybe just throw this "Nerf" ball at us. We'll take that as a counterproposal.