Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2014

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    And the film’s title could be Behind the Log Cabin Door.:Happy VD, everyone!

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    finale  almost 8 years ago

    Adult film star name and wishes for VD. Oh, the incongruity!.Hearts and Flowers.

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    AwelCruiz  almost 8 years ago

    So I’d be Spitzie Glenview?

    I should also stay out of adult films.

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    Punkin Witters St.

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Cabbie 56th South.

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    favm  almost 8 years ago

    Tanny middletown.

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    seyleigh  almost 8 years ago

    CJ Las Tablas doesn’t sound very nudey, neither does Abe Lincoln. I don’t think the adult entertainer/film star name mash-up actually works…

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    Three Steps Over Japan  almost 8 years ago

    Could go by the name “Ol’ Stovepipe”.

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    zero  almost 8 years ago

    Ron Jeremy (couldn’t resist)

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    bluegirl285  almost 8 years ago

    Charisma Dustin

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    PUNishment  almost 8 years ago

    So, so wrong….

    Gerbil (didn’t have a name) King

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    jnik23260  almost 8 years ago

    Pee – Wee Barton.Wouldn’t work.

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    dadoctah  almost 8 years ago

    Gurp Race. That doesn’t work at all. For anything, not just porn.

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    Togki&Goom  almost 8 years ago

    Duke Park. The Korean John Wayne.

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    Manhunter808  almost 8 years ago

    Snowball Greenwood might work? hahaha

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    tedhand  almost 8 years ago

    Buster Maple

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    WCLamb  almost 8 years ago

    @SherlockWatson“Happy VD, everyone!”

    This is one place where spelling out Valentine’s Day would be more appropriate!
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    badeckman  almost 8 years ago

    Bruiser Shillings

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    UBBM Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Sputnik Pierce

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    cdward  almost 8 years ago

    “Charky Wheatland”.But then we moved and got a different pet, and if we went with those, it would be, “Pooh Main”. Somehow, neither of these seems particularly enticing.

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    doublepaw  almost 8 years ago

    Puppy Thirty Fifth and one half is going to look odd on my checks.

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    chris_o42  almost 8 years ago

    Tawny Hansel. Not very catchy.

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    PICTO  almost 8 years ago

    My Dachshund’s name is Wiener and I live on King St.

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    smoore47  almost 8 years ago

    Cookie Woodtick

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    Snoopy_Fan  almost 8 years ago

    Mine would be Hobo Forest Lawn! LOL

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    joeshmo30  almost 8 years ago

    mine would be chairman airnheart, weird name ( my first pet was a cat we called chairman meow

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    bigbadpete  almost 8 years ago

    Pico de Chateaubriand…..I grew up in Montréal. That fake name doesn’t sound too porn either, even in french.

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    Michael Rosser Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Mine would actually be decent – Fred Ridgeway. (BTW, the pet was a basset hound… and yes, I named him after the one in ‘Smokey and the Bandit’.)

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    Gumbo_Limbo  almost 8 years ago

    Roebuck NW 105th. I don’t think so. (Roebuck’s brother, Sears, had died before I was born.)

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    Dabattlebacca  almost 8 years ago

    The film epic, Max Newton would be probably not exactly a best seller.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 8 years ago

    Bigg Dicksoms

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    KEA  almost 8 years ago

    Perky Lee? Much prefer my pen name: Edgar Charles. (namesake, and street of first house I bought)

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    tahoeh2o  almost 8 years ago

    Please dont call me Poopsie Knollwood…

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    WaitingMan  almost 8 years ago

    Pepe Cranford. Doesn’t work even a little bit.

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    dangerj03  almost 8 years ago

    coco bell

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    Geldhart  almost 8 years ago

    Peanut 75? Sounds more like an extra in a Planter’s Commercial.

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 8 years ago

    Assuming any of us can remember back far enough to the name and species of our first pet.

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    Linda1259  almost 8 years ago

    Pettie Linden . . . Bo Frankfurst . . . Lady Hawthorne . . . Motley Elm . . . . No winner at any point in my life; but Lady Hawthorne might come close.

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    johndifool  almost 8 years ago

    Pussywillow Atherstone..I like it.

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    vehlers  almost 8 years ago

    I’d be Harvey 157th. Don’t know how well that would work as a porn name.

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    Kelli72  almost 8 years ago

    Precious Sparrow

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    eric stott  almost 8 years ago

    Gretel Manley

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    jbmlaw01  almost 8 years ago

    I feel for my sons – Sally Meadowwood

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    hariseldon59  almost 8 years ago

    Pal Crowley. Doesn’t have much of a ring to it.

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    SgtCedar Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Tippy Willow

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    billwelsh40  almost 8 years ago
    Chip Sanford……………beat that!
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    onespiceybbw  almost 8 years ago

    Pudgy Hershey. Must be a niche film.

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    Red Ruffensor  almost 8 years ago

    Pepper Westover. I like it.

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    Matthew EH Green Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Smokey Mason! (Assuming I drop “Hill Road” from the last name)

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    Piksea Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Combining President’s Day with porn. Classy.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    DooDoo Hancock—For once I’m following Rat’s advice!

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    Stream of conscience  almost 8 years ago

    Missy Seventy-three. Lacks something.

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    luvdafuneez  almost 8 years ago

    Stormy Fairfax. Good fun, thanx all!

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Cannabis Robinson . . . mite work in Colorado . . . ☻

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    OldTimer62  almost 8 years ago

    “Muffin McCormick” … maybe, IF I were a girl…

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Scary…. I grew up on Booth Street (really!)

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    finale  almost 8 years ago

    Butch Delaware…..YIKES!

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 8 years ago

    Boots Kelton. Don’t think it would work.

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    ssfqwerty  almost 8 years ago

    The film is Murder at the play.

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    bobdingus  almost 8 years ago

    Butch Galena. That actually does sound like a porn star name.

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    tazz555  almost 8 years ago

    So I would be called Daisy Jefferson…not really a good name for a male porn star

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    ReneDescartes  almost 8 years ago

    Pixel East Lorimer… Time to think again methinks.

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    Michael Ritter  almost 8 years ago

    “Lady Woolsey?” For a male porn star? Maybe I need to reconsider my orientation preference.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    As with many many here, the name I came up with would be perfect if I were female: Chastity Palmer.:I had a dog named after Sonny & Cher’s daughter, long before she became a man named Chaz.

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    traintravler  almost 8 years ago

    Goat doesn’t seem like the kind of person (or should I say goat) that would make an adult film.

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    billwelsh40  almost 8 years ago

    my kids would be Maddy Mott………

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    Willow Mt Lyon  almost 8 years ago

    Weenie Wilcox Ranch

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    ChessPirate  almost 8 years ago

    Freckles Meadowlark.

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Rusty Rutherford here! Remember, it’s just a game!

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    tedlogdon  almost 8 years ago

    yeah, you see the thing is…mine is Fluffy Purr Meow 102nd Ave NE.

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    Scott S  almost 8 years ago

    Hmm, Ralph Meadowood.

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    Number Three  almost 8 years ago

    What would Rat’s be?

    Actually, I don’t wish to know.


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    davbart92663  almost 8 years ago

    Blackburn 64th ????

    Ok, let’s go for my SECOND pet’s name, and street. Grunch Durkin. (Grunch was a dog. We were three boys. What can I say, the name seemed appropriate)

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    LuvThemPluggers  almost 8 years ago

    Hello, I’m Sparky Nichols. I am awfully afraid that works…

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    Destiny23  almost 8 years ago

    I hope all the commenters who used “Name of first pet” as their password or security question are busy changing those right now!

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    OldestandWisest  almost 8 years ago

    Smudge Hillcroft

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    foxsinger Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Lucky Harnell

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Taygo Dexter

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    cdgar  almost 8 years ago

    My name would be Oscar Mockingbird! I don’t think that’s going to do much for my career.

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    rgcviper  almost 8 years ago

    I’d be Tanya Winterberry.

    Could be worse … except for the fact that I’m a guy. Oh, well.

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    Opus Croakus  almost 8 years ago

    Edna 19th Street? Um, no.

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    codedaddy  almost 8 years ago

    Tippy McKenzie. The alliteration works, but not the sexual preference.

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    tomielm  almost 8 years ago

    Frisky Looney. Oh the possibilities…..

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    knight1192a  almost 8 years ago

    Given the names of a great any adult film stars, I highly doubt they bother playlng that game.

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    Zebra=D  almost 8 years ago

    ok i am just not going to say mine it will be to weird and embarrassing

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    IQTech61  almost 8 years ago

    Bootsie Fields

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    susan.e.a.c  almost 8 years ago

    Hurricane Mixed Farm.

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    route66paul  almost 8 years ago

    It depends what kind of porn you make.

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    mac04416  almost 8 years ago

    with a name like “Slimey Sycamore” I’m out too.

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    comicgal10  almost 8 years ago

    Shadow 32nd

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    theLazyCartoonist  over 7 years ago

    He can call his ‘woody’ his Lincoln Log.

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    pugsandpickles  about 7 years ago

    bama montecito

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  almost 5 years ago

    Sharntay verona

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    GaleemCrusher  almost 5 years ago

    Kirby Southern.

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    Elaphe Gutatta  about 4 years ago

    Tiana Luther

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    learninglair1  about 4 years ago

    gazoo sedgewick

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    jackproarty  over 2 years ago

    Millie Farm…….. but I’m a guy

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    dutchguy  over 2 years ago

    Wolf Parelvisser, meaning Pearlfisher, could definitely work if you think in innuendo and stay clear from necklaces

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    SomeOtherGocomicsGuy  over 2 years ago

    Mine would be Milwood Blue.


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    Flyte_Dragoon  over 1 year ago

    Mine would be Lola Pebblewood. It sort of half-works, if you don’t think too hard about the second part.

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    Darth Revan II  about 1 year ago

    Maggie Granite? That’s just weird. I’d like a new one, please.

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    Dragongirl55  about 1 year ago

    Isabella Hondo almost works.

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    OopyLeSpoo  6 months ago

    Bruno Evanston.

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