Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 23, 2013
Rat: Did you know that Christmas in Australia takes place in the summer? Pig: Summer? Santa can't wear his big red suit in the summer. How would he dress? Santa: Ho ho *urp* Pig: Well, there's an image I didn't need in my head. Rat: Fat men shouldn't wear tighty-whities.