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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 16, 2013

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    Bilan  almost 8 years ago

    That last line was an insult wrapped in an insult.

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    cdgar  almost 8 years ago

    Not yet, give him a minute….

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    Superfrog  almost 8 years ago

    I had a nice retort once but the glass stopper kept falling out.

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    kamb8  almost 8 years ago

    As mentioned earlier in the strip, I don’t know when,“The best insults are the ones that sound like compliments.”Rat [to Pig]: You can really improve a room.Pig: Really?Rat: Yes, every time you leave a room, I think, “This room’s a little better than it was a moment ago.”

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    Varnes  almost 8 years ago

    Oh, crap. I’m just like Rat…..Although I would have kept the last panel to myself…..

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    Sisyphos  almost 8 years ago

    Goat, if you’re really so smart, why do keep on thinking you could hold a polite conversation with Rat?

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    hariseldon59  almost 8 years ago

    Not that Rat would know much about social skills.

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    e.groves  almost 8 years ago

    I need to have Rat on speed dial. He’s hilarious.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 8 years ago

    I like Rat, he speaks his “mind”?

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    finale  almost 8 years ago

    Peace Treaty wrapped around a rock and thrown through your opponents window…….win/win!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Never enter a battle of wits when you’re unarmed.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    The real pity is, there’s a mass of perfectly good air going to waste because it’s wrapped in a rat.

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    Bandera_Ken  almost 8 years ago

    Goat should have quit while he was ahead. He should have walked off after the first panel.

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    jungle68  almost 8 years ago

    at least the penguin story line is done with.

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    Number Three  almost 8 years ago

    Only Rat is the pro there…

    xxx

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    knight1192a  almost 8 years ago

    The unwitty one is Rat. If he had any wit he could insult Goat without Goat immediately knowing it was an insult.

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    Kirbo  7 months ago

    Also, what happened to his goatee?

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    Artur Pashkov (I speak yoda)   5 months ago

    >(II)<

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