Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 26, 2013
Goat: Our town is so poorly run. Wouldn't you like to be mayor for a day just so you can fix a few things? Pig: Oh, yeah. First law: no more preferential treatment for magicians. Goat: Magicians? Pig: No one should be allowed to saw a woman in half. Goat: Maybe you shouldn't be mayor. Pig: Murder is murder, no matter how entertaining.