Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 23, 2013

Transcript:

Rat: Okay, team. We need a team name. I'm thinking "The Maulers" or "The Pillagers." Carla: How about "The Chandraguptas?" Rat: What's a chandragupta, Carla? Carla: He was a great emperor in India who voluntarily gave up all his power to become a monk. He would be a wonderful inspiration for a team that plans to forfeit all its games. Rat: Carla might not get a lot of playing time. Carla: Then again, he did starve himself to death.