Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2013
Penguin 1: Look, dear... a Greenpeace ship. They're the guys who save whales. Swim out there and see if they save penguins, too. Penguin 2: Honey, I don't think that's an actual Greenpeace ship. Penguin 1: How do you know? Penguin 2: I'm a genius that way.