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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 17, 2013
Goat: Do you ever pray? Rat: Just the genius prayer. Goat: What's that? Rat: Got grant me the courage to change the things I cannot accept, serenity to accept the things I've changed, and the wisdom to know I'm different. Goat: You're going to Hell. Rat: Don't try using it. You don't qualify.
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Rat really understands the nature ofA. governmentB. religionC. corporationsD. socialistsE. librariansPick any four of the five.