Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 16, 2013

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    Sherlock Watson  over 10 years ago

    Trying to keep a bunch of little girls quiet? Good luck.

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    JoeyCooler777  over 10 years ago

    Who would name an innocent,little girl Carla?

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    einarbt  over 10 years ago

    Rat just keeps giving them lessons they already would have learnt in the sandbox in pre-school.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 10 years ago

    I was born 32 after the ’52 NBA championship. Who exactly was Carla referring to? This coming from another rat (my Chinese zodiac sign is Rat).

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    margueritem  over 10 years ago

    Stand up to that rat of a coach, girls.

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    kamb8  over 10 years ago

    It strikes me as odd that Rat is wearing purple.

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    mdcdjg2008  over 10 years ago

    The Minneappolis Laker over New York Knicks 4-3. Google a wonderful inventions for answering trivia questions.

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    zero  over 10 years ago

    What’s 1952?

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    Bilan  over 10 years ago

    Forget 1952. How many people even remember who won the last NBA title?

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    punmeister  over 10 years ago

    But Rat! Carla is your Big Guy at 1’3"

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    joeshmo30  over 10 years ago

    rats hat says, drink beer, watch tv. drink even more beer.

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    jmartin1955  over 10 years ago

    I’m sending these advice columns to my daughter who is coaching a HS Girl’s Soccer team for the first time.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I’m waiting to see who’ll be coaching the opposing team!

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    ZBicyclist Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Adjacent comments that look good together (from above) RipleyKGarfield said, about 1 hour ago

    I’m waiting to see who’ll be coaching the opposing team!

    MrJimCos said, 35 minutes ago

    Well, my wife’s mother, for one.. Why do you ask?

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 10 years ago

    Did anybody else guess Mikan and the Lakers?

    Sux to know useless trivia. But hey, did you know George had his leg run over by a car when he was a teen?

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    siscokidinmn  over 10 years ago

    BTW Minneapolis Lakers, not LA.

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    Malcolm Hall  over 10 years ago

    I think the Minnesota Wolverines won in 9 games or something like that.

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    nsa_sailor  over 10 years ago

    Now that’s something that finally makes sense. I always wondered why they were the lakers, instead of the reservoirs.

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    singlefemalelaywer  over 10 years ago

    The only thing Rat is missing is a chalice and a pimp cane……..

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    Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Another Bobby Knight.Quote:’All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things."“Everyone wants to be on a winning team, but no one wants to come to practice.”Now Rat needs to practice chair tossing.

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    mikel52  over 10 years ago

    @jukeofurl Me too

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    alasko  over 10 years ago

    Legend George Mikan played for the Lakers, and this was a year after Bud Grant left the team to go play pro football.

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    Number Three  over 10 years ago

    No let’s not… She got you there, Rat!

    LOL xxx

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    dirtdawg  over 10 years ago

    Game 7 April 25 Minneapolis Lakers 82−65 (4−3) New York Knicks

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    Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago

    That’s okay.It is how we all learn.I never knew the words in question were even in the dictionary.So I learned sum’tin. (hehe)

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    knight1192a  over 10 years ago

    Rat hates it whenever someone is a hundred times smarter than him. Which is why Rat hates the majority of the world.

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    westamastaflash  over 10 years ago

    A more appropriate question for anyone not living in Boston, Chicago, Miami, or LA – What’s the NBA?

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    Darth Revan II  over 3 years ago

    Whose idea was it to let rat coach?

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