Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2013


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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 7 years ago

    The worst of Lincoln, coming right up!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Four score and seven beers ago…:I SAID IT FIRST! I SAID IT FIRST!

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    gocomics  over 7 years ago

    I think that’s called a “bustle”. Hustle the bustle, baby!

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Honestly, Abe, that’s not PC.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    American History lessons at Beerland should be taken with a grain of salt, or a few sips of the brew. Carry on, Mr. Lincoln!

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    A penny for his thoughts, (See what I did there?) isn’t worth it…..

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    WCLamb  over 7 years ago

    @c.davies -Where’s Goat? I see zeeba!

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    David D Smith Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Reminds me of a cartoon called “Hard Drinkin’ Lincoln”. Came out years ago but is still funny. It is cruder than Mr Pastis could ever HOPE to be in his strip – but that is no fault of his, he would be the South Park of the comic strips if allowed. Anyways, check out Hard Drinkin Lincoln on youtube.

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    LEOKEV  over 7 years ago

    Jackson or Grant would have provided more fodder.

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    eddie6192  over 7 years ago

    Maybe they’re cannon balls.

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    Alphaanddelta  over 7 years ago

    I made a similar comment to my Ex, Once. Notice the emphasis on Ex and Once.

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    jmartin1955  over 7 years ago

    Love this gag, cracking me up everyday. The beer cans running in the background are f**king hilarious.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Shouldn’t this have been great moments with Mister CLINTON?!?

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 7 years ago

    According to Carl Sandburg’s great biography, in an 1858 speech Mr. Lincoln described the government of the United States as a…CONFEDERACY!

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    bigblaster  over 7 years ago

    He should’ve been shot for making a comment like that.

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    HankTheSock  over 7 years ago

    Goat? You see Goat? O.o

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    StCleve72  over 7 years ago

    People will little note or long remember what we shed here….. aw, what the hell, get me another mug beertender!

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    Godfreydaniel  over 7 years ago

    Will Hagar the Horrible, Andy Capp, and Bung the Jester be making cameo appearances this week? (Maybe they already have, or maybe I’m having beer-induced hallucinations………)

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Pastis scores again.

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    seanyj  over 7 years ago

    I thought Ulyssess S. Grant was the alcoholic, not Honest Abe! : )

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    She’s quite a big woman so I’m surprised she didn’t let him have it.

    LOL xxx

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    whiteaj  over 7 years ago

    Making fun of Lincoln? What’s next… A clown as Obama at a rodeo?

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    Popeyesforearm  over 7 years ago

    her hat came off one of Zeeba’s relatives

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    Srover  over 7 years ago

    It’s historical.

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    Beababy298  over 7 years ago

    So how come they never show this scene in the Civil War reenactments?

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    smirk  over 7 years ago

    Good heavens, why would you mention that?

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    JoeyCooler777  over 7 years ago

    Good to see Zebra. Wish Steph would show the Crocs and Guard Duck again. It’s been awhile since we’ve seen them

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