Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2013
Zebra: Your new "Beerland Amusement Park" has absolutely no redeeming social value. Rat: What are you talking about? We've got "Great Moments with Mister Lincoln." Abraham Lincoln: Yo, sweetie... is that your rear end or are you smuggling guns to the rebels? Rat: He is so bad at picking up women.