Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 03, 2013

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    I thought the card was the phrase, “No offense.”

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    kamb8  over 9 years ago

    And Rat, I think your ears are too big and you were drawn better years ago. Just being honest.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Rat is Cartoon-Boy’s kind of guy! He understands the hypocrisy of the world and exploits it expertly.

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    alviebird  over 9 years ago

    Now I’m sure. Pastis knows my roommate.

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    zero  over 9 years ago

    Confusing genuine honesty with being rude & blunt, is a stupid human trick…

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    puddlesplatt  over 9 years ago

    don’t feel bad Goat, just consider the source, after all, he is just a rat.

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    Gilbert  over 9 years ago

    It’s like people who have no self control or sense of diplomacy that finish their blast with “I just tell it like it is” or “I just say what’s on my mind”.

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    Stream of conscience  over 9 years ago


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    ChessPirate  over 9 years ago

    I don’t like to complain, but…

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    tsouthworth  over 9 years ago

    “Keeping it real…”

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    defunctdoormat Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Actually, I think Rat is projecting here. Everything he states is true of him. Especially the last part about being utterly alone. No one will ever want to be around him.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    On a side note: Paris, head-butt that butt-head!

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    bobdingus  over 9 years ago

    Sounds like rat is describing himself.

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    No Rat, you’re just stating your opinion. Sadly you fail to realize you are describing yourself.

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    kauri44  over 9 years ago

    Another line that often follows something deeply offensive is “Just saying…”

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    barister  over 9 years ago

    I find that people who end a laundry list of negativity with the phrase “Im just being honest” are really being hurtful. What’s worse is that they KNOW it is hurtful.

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