Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2013
My stupid cable bill went up again. Goat: Mine, too. The cable company said it was driven up by all the idiots out there who steal their cable signal. Doesn't it make you want to do something? Rat: Steal cable. Goat: I meant something that isn't a felony. Rat: Hey. Don't knock felonies.