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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 18, 2013

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    legaleagle48  over 8 years ago

    Since when is Pig the physically aggressive one?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    “Everybody must get stoned.” (Bob Dylan)

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    edclectic  over 8 years ago

    Roooolll, another one…

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    You read of people being “pressed,” too. It is what it says. They put a heavy wooden plank over your body and pile huge stones on it until either a) you confessed or b) you were crushed to pudding. Being stretched on the rack, in official documents, was called “being put to the question.”

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    emjaycee  over 8 years ago

    Agreeing with legaleagle48 – I do not recall seeing Pig as the aggressor. Ever.

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    oldschool434  over 8 years ago

    send pig to jail for assault and dredge up that story line…..

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Pig, guys, is just trying to protect the innocence of the “kids” (young goats) who are reading this! Spilled Coffee Trope aside, Goat probably had it coming. Pay no attention to Rat.

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    T_Lexi  over 8 years ago

    …They had to kill you. It was the only way they could save your soul. All in a good day’s work for (cue music) The Spanish Inquisition!

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    puddlesplatt  over 8 years ago

    I was stoned, and it even didn’t hurt!

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    trowsh  over 8 years ago

    This strip is going to pot

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    JudyAz  over 8 years ago

    NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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    Sportymonk  over 8 years ago

    Kids read the comics??

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    jessegooddoggy  over 8 years ago

    Very subtle, Rat!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I am not a witch, they dressed me up like one….

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    Kathy Freeman  over 8 years ago

    LEGALIZE IT!!! =^..^=

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    defunctdoormat  over 8 years ago

    People are still stoned these days. Maybe not for witchcraft, but when I recently heard about a stoning of a woman, I realized what monsters all people are. No exceptions.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    And it stoned me to my soulStoned me just like Jelly RollAnd it stoned meVan Morrison

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    musicnut1986  over 8 years ago

    Did they use Columbian rocks or Mexican rocks?

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    Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Vlad the Impaler takes top honors in my book. Took me weeks to get his deeds out of my head. Now they’re back. ooohh….

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    Oxnate  over 8 years ago

    Remember, Jacob was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey. He was not ‘stoned off his ass’.

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    ncalifgirl58  over 8 years ago

    Pig is passionate about the readers. Especially young ones. That’s why he got so upset I think.

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    Burnout70s  over 8 years ago

    Wake and Bake what better way to start the day. :)

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    finale  over 8 years ago

    “A day without a buzz is a day that never wuz”.Buzzard Bay Bar

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    Rat must be having a day off being violent.Pig looks funny like that.LOL xxx

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    Eagleskies Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Apostrophe alert: 1600s v. 1600’s

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    Popeyesforearm  over 8 years ago

    Got stoned and missed it

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    mackenzie0158  over 8 years ago

    Unfortunately, the world is full of people like Pig and most of them are allowed to wander around without a leash.

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    AStarofDestiny  over 8 years ago

    Especially those ‘rainy day witches’!

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    terrycox51550  over 8 years ago

    Breaking the fourth wall again. Hilarious.

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    bostonEddie  over 8 years ago

    Poor logic. Elementary statistics: A correlation does not prove a causation. You’ve ignored the effects of the crack epidemic. Also crime rates across the US have been falling over the past few years. And what caused the decrease in 1999? You’re also cherry picking data, selecting one state that supposedly proves your argument and ignoring data from other states. All in all, an argument that even a highschool student would be ashamed to present.

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    bostonEddie  over 8 years ago

    Poor logic. Elementary statistics: A correlation does not prove a causation. You’ve ignored the effects of the crack epidemic. Also crime rates across the US have been falling over the past few years. And what caused the decrease in 1999? You’re also cherry picking data, selecting one state that supposedly proves your argument and ignoring data from other states. All in all, an argument that even a highschool student would be ashamed to present.

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    kajunclown  over 8 years ago

    i am stoned reading this

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    GaleemCrusher  over 4 years ago

    Witches were known to be druggies. Look at their green skin!

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    We don’t do that here  over 1 year ago

    Rats line in the last panel actually got me laughing

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