Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2013
Rat: Hey, Pig, lemme borrow that pen. Pig: Oh, gosh, Rat... I'd like to, but these are special pens, and this is my second to last one. Rat: What's so special about them? Pig: They're the ultimate writing instrument. I use them to keep score when I play team frisbee. Plus, they all have famous people on them. Rat: Who's that on there? Pig: That's Sean Penn. He's my favorite actor. Rat: Where'd you buy them? Pig: At the university of- Rat: Stop! Pig: What? Rat: Please don't say the university of Pennsylvania. Pig: Why? Goat: Because that would be your penultimate penn ultimate ultimate penn pen. Rat: Does the word 'shame' mean anything to you?