Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2013
May 02, 2013
May 04, 2013
Bartender: Hey, Rat. What can I get you? Rat: Gimme a rum and Coke. And gimme a gin and tonic for my bookie. Bartender: Sorry, Rat, but I'm gonna need to see your friend's ID. He looks a little young. Rat: It's that @#*@ diaper.