Pearls Before Swine for April 08, 2013


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    legaleagle48  over 5 years ago

    Goat, you might want to let Pig finish his thought before you jump to conclusions.

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    Alexikakos  over 5 years ago

    Overheard; the second day on a job.

    “Where’s George?”“His Grandmother died.”“Again????”

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 5 years ago

    Would have thought something else than her dying from just saying “passed”.

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    Caldonia  over 5 years ago

    “My grandmother’s eating a dirt sandwich. No, she’s not dead. She’s a pig.”

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    bahramthered  over 5 years ago

    My state wild pigs are an invasive species. Don’t even need a license. Pig care to swing by? Don’t worry that giant mound of marinade, the knives, or empty freezer space. Of course your safe here.

    The shotgun? I thought you might want to go skeet shooting.

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    Hillbillyman  over 5 years ago

    Mr. Pastis will tell you: Get your own strip!

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    I am fascinated with imaginings of Pig’s mom, dad, and new-driver grandmother. Will we ever meet them? What do they think of their son/grandson? Or are they as “innocent” as he is? FAMILY REUNION!

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    CartoonCritic2445  over 5 years ago

    “She’s in heaven…….because now she can drive again!”

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    j-birds3  over 5 years ago

    The last pig I saw driving was stopped for having his tail light out and was told to “FIX IT!”

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    doublepaw  over 5 years ago

    Is she still dead?

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    Carl Rennhack GC Insider over 5 years ago

    I knew I was never meant to drive when I got two speeding tickets…on my written exam!!

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    finale  over 5 years ago

    What does the yellow light mean?

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    insipient1  over 5 years ago

    ….unless one is from the South, where almost every utterance is shortened or abbreviated, we say ‘passed’ with only one meaning. Check out the video posted by the hilarous Jeanne Robertson, a former Miss North Carolina, doing a stand up routine which illustrates this point.

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    jmartin1955  over 5 years ago

    Loved this strip. I hate the euphemisms that are used instead of just saying someone died. Death is part of life. Trying to muddle language never helps anyone.

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 5 years ago

    So close, and yet so far from the steps to Driving Heaven….

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    tazz555  over 5 years ago

    Well my great Uncle Doug passed………………………………….gas

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    rshive  over 5 years ago

    That could be good news or bad news, depending on the results of releasing Grandma on an unsuspecting world.

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    CYGNUS X1  over 5 years ago

    I was thinking more in the lines of Grandma passed gas. Seems more plausible

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    Reminds me of Kevin James’ phone number rhythm routine: > Five five five… six……. teen forty-one. >> Dude! I already wrote the six! I made the dash too close, I can’t shimmy the one in there now!

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    knight1192a  over 5 years ago

    Pig’s been living with Rat for too long.

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 5 years ago

    Stay off the roads! Grandma’s driving!!!

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    oskerw  over 5 years ago

    Anyone else miss the crocs? These play on words are getting really old.

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    Number Three  over 5 years ago

    No point wasting your breath there, Goat.

    Way to go, Pig’s Grandmother!

    LOL xxx

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    HankTheSock  over 5 years ago

    Oh, Pig…

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    JP Steve  over 5 years ago

    ‘Corporal Nobbs is sick, sir,’ ‘Oh, I know that.’ ‘I mean off sick, sir.’ ‘Not his granny’s funeral this time?‘ ’Nossir.’ ‘How many’s he had this year, by the way?‘ ’Seven, sir.’ ‘Very odd family, the Nobbses.’ ‘Yessir.’

    Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

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    Sherlock Watson  over 5 years ago

    “Grandma passed the bar! She’s actually sober today!”

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    Sherlock Watson  over 5 years ago

    “Grandma walked into a bar today. After her nose heals, she’s going to get her eyes tested.”

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    Popeyesforearm  over 5 years ago

    he drew this in 1985, just look at the phone cord.

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    Vonne Anton  over 5 years ago

    Excerpt from Vicar of Dibley a day after Owen the dirty farmer french kissed the vicar:


    Owen: Is this a filling from your tooth?Vicar: Yes, thank you.(Owen hands it over): I’d have returned it sooner, but I only just passed it.


    Laugh till I cry every time!

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    Ambydextrous  over 5 years ago

    If that Pig isn’t careful he could find himself orphaned.

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