Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 26, 2013

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    hayscd  over 11 years ago

    She’s in a better place now. The ditch next to the highway.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 11 years ago

    About as long as Clark Griswold mourned Aunt Edna.

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    An armadillo must be resilient to get through life with even a shred of sanity.

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    alviebird  over 11 years ago

    My ex-girlfriend got brain lock one day and couldn’t remember what a possum is called. She said, “You know, one of those animals that run so slow across the road.”

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    corzak  over 11 years ago

    Mr. Armadillo is a Kübler-Ross superstar. All five stages of grief, all in panel two. But can he dunk?

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Mr. Armadillo doesn’t look like he has much of a jump. He might dribble some. Can he take a hit?And, most of all, where has our star center gone? Mr. Snuffles!

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    eddie6192  over 11 years ago

    If Mr. Snuffles makes four, who can the fifth member be?………..Perhaps, Toon Boy.

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    PUNishment  over 11 years ago

    Sorry I didn’t catch your first name…

    Oh. nice to meet you Manti Te’o Armadillo.

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    John Falstaff  over 11 years ago

    Eef Mrs Armydillo more resilient, maybe she not die?

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    JGordonFan24  over 11 years ago

    I didn’t know armadillos could mourn. You learn something new every day.

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    Matthew Davis  over 11 years ago

    They’ve got a winning team there… armadillos can JUMP!

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    pc368dude  over 11 years ago

    Instant grief and not even any counseling. I like it.

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    pumaman  over 11 years ago

    He’s had practice, that’s the fifth wife he’s lost that way.

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    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago

    life is short… grief, shorter…

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    dreadlokz  over 11 years ago

    What about a funeral for his wife?! Doesn’t he CARE??!!!

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    Armadillos got game.

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 11 years ago

    5 SECONDS LATER: aaah, she’s in heaven, wher she’ll be killed again by Angel Oil Company.

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    juicebruce  over 11 years ago

    Another member for the team ? Perhaps one of the Crocs ?

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    Michael Warden  over 11 years ago

    Why do I suddenly have this vision of all the armadillo lovers out there rising up and complaining how harsh and insensitive this is on all the wonderful armadillos out there… Armadillo Lovers Against Rude Men or something like that…

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    deangup  over 11 years ago

    Not funny.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    Perhaps he would have had more feeling for her if she had come out of her shell more often. (Read that any way you like.)

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    TileComics  over 11 years ago

    Looks like pig is wearing San Diego State colors. Not good if they are playing Florida Gulf Coast.

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    It seems Pastis is having an off week.

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    Pig looks very cute like that.

    R.I.P Mrs Armadillo.


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    Vonne Anton  over 11 years ago

    She’s not dead; she’s just depressed; feels a little run down…

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    orange_orca  over 11 years ago

    who plays basketball on a grassy hill?

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    danketaz Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Cartoon armadillos bear a foreboding resemblence to basketballs. I see a double dribble in his future.

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    lakita_lover  over 11 years ago

    As someone who loves sardonic humor and armadillos, I’ve been having mixed feelings about these comics lately. However, they did inspire me to write a parody about armadillos to the tune of Lady Gaga’s Alejandro.

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 11 years ago

    That’s great that LGD and Pig participate in his moment of silence…

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    gideonse  over 11 years ago

    Maybe you can work this factoid in somehow, Steve. A Texan decades ago, now, told me that the reason why there are so many flattened armadillos is that their startle reflex is to jump straight up whereupon they strike vehicular undercarriages and the rest is history.

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    barister  over 11 years ago

    Hey Steeeven, enough with the armadillo already. He’s boring. Go back to the crocs or the kitty.

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    doctorwhomedia  over 11 years ago

    Wait, didn’t his wife die a few weeks ago (Just Squished)?

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    robert423elliott  almost 2 years ago

    Pastis has pretty well worn this armadillo thing out!!!

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