Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 10, 2013

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    margueritem  about 9 years ago

    It’s gone to his head…

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    Ginrummy33  about 9 years ago

    He can get his funding out of the little treasure chest that bubbles when the lid opens.

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    unnormal  about 9 years ago

    It doesn’t seem to take much, these days.

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    WoodEye  about 9 years ago

    Kim Jung Un-derwater.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 9 years ago

    Little critters always seem to have big goals.:“Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?”

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    Odd Dog Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Grate comments all

    Would like to give a heads up to P.B.S. fans3-10-13Stephan PastisFear, Intrigue, & Humor: Engaging Kids as ReadersPanel / Sun 1:00 PM – 02:00 PMEducation Building – Kiva AuditoriumPearls Freaks OutSolo Presentation / Sun 4:00 PM – 05:00 PMArizona Daily Star Pavilion – UA MallTucson AZ

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    Sisyphos  about 9 years ago

    Uh-huh. It’s all Pig’s fault, unleashing yet another petty dictator on a hapless world laughing itself silly….

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    corzak  about 9 years ago

    Genghis Cod.

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    jack fairbanks  about 9 years ago

    you know what? lemme introduce you to this nice shiny white porcelain bowl. i’m pretty sure there’s a cannon in there.

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    rshive  about 9 years ago

    Don’t forget his internet connection Pig. He’ll probably be able to find the cannon on E-bay.

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    knight1192a  about 9 years ago

    You’re a fish. Buy torpedo tubes instead.

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    juicebruce  about 9 years ago

    Don’t forget the ammo for that cannon ! Otherwise you just have one lawn ornament !

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    crobinson019  about 9 years ago

    I’m with Goldfish—Where can I get a cannon

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    hariseldon59  about 9 years ago

    Pastis pulled a fast one on us. Up until the last panel, who honestly didn’t think that it was Rat who was speaking?

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    Lucid Premium Member about 9 years ago

    He needs a sidekick… all the great cartoon despots have sidekicks.

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    Dragonlupin0  about 9 years ago

    Huh, makes me think of the goldfish from American Dad.

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    georgelanigan  about 9 years ago

    I really thought that was Rat speaking. Totally got me off guard.

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    jmartin1955  about 9 years ago

    Game of Thrones – let the beheading begin

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Any chess players out there? Good! Pig got rooked when he purchased that castle!

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    dreadlokz  about 9 years ago

    All that fish crap must have gone to his head!

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    ncalifgirl58  about 9 years ago

    First laugh of the day. I am glad Stephan was nominated for Best Cartoonist. He deserves it!

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    corzak  about 9 years ago

    Fish, from his fortified power base, will unify all piscine aquarium tribes, wherever they may be, and lead them on a crusade of conquest against their human oppressors.That is, until they leap over the edge of their tanks, and lie flopping helplessly on the carpet.

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    vwdualnomand  about 9 years ago

    sayings of every person with a napoleon complex especially pundits.

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    Number Three  about 9 years ago

    Hahahaha… Excellent strip.

    I think castles look nice in fish tanks.


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    unca jim  about 9 years ago


    In other words, they’ll all die in the first wave..

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    ButWaitCallNow  about 9 years ago

    Maybe the fish is “channeling” H.Chavez.

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    Charlene Martin  about 9 years ago

    Looks like Fish needs to scale back on the power trip

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    KEA  about 9 years ago

    Should never have named the fish Loki.

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    coldsooner  about 9 years ago

    He meant to say drone.

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    katina.cooper  about 9 years ago

    I thought for a minute that Calvin was over there talking.

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    starbase502  about 9 years ago

    It’s Obama speaking from inside his fish bowl.

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    Iwa Iniki Premium Member about 9 years ago

    The fish is named Obama.

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    Logical Duck  about 9 years ago

    In the missing last two panels, Pig stares at the goldfish, eye-locking him in an attempt to overcome and moderate the goldfish’s errant personality.An hour later, goat comes in and finds Pig standing there flapping his trotters up and down, opening and closing his mouth.

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    Gokie5  about 9 years ago

    @GoodQuestion (couldn’t activate “Reply” thingie)

    Your reference to" Emperor Tuna Fish" somehow made me think of this (don’t think I mentioned it yet):

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    HankTheSock  about 9 years ago

    I’m glad I’m not a fish.

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    Rickapolis  about 9 years ago

    Where’s the harpooned skin diver when you need him?

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    Daeder  about 9 years ago

    Good thing that fish isn’t Rat’s pet!

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    Ambydextrous  about 9 years ago

    Flush him. He’s outlived his purpose, whatever that was.

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    『▶Ͼняιѕтoρнєя◀』  almost 6 years ago

    i thought that was rat

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