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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2013

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    turkeythegreat Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Bring the crocs back for a story line.

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    emjaycee  almost 9 years ago

    Less expensive overall to smash a fly with a book than a Kindle, and just as satisfying.

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    Durandal_1707  almost 9 years ago

    Roy: Disagree. Rat and Pig are why I read this strip. I can count the number of croc strips that have ever made me laugh on one hand.

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    Bilan  almost 9 years ago

    Mark Twain: The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.

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    corzak  almost 9 years ago

    Read them? Eat them.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 9 years ago

    I think anyone who’s hesitant about reading should start with Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451.

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    Arianne  almost 9 years ago

    Fret not, sweet Pig, there’s a shortcut to get you back up on that pinnacle of power. That’s why they’re called Cliffs Notes.

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    Yontrop  almost 9 years ago

    Or he could use a step-ladder.

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    juicebruce  almost 9 years ago

    The longest journey starts with the first step.

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    Sisyphos  almost 9 years ago

    Reading is fun! But it does require a brain, so I’m not sure Pig will ever conquer that mountain….

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    Mostly Water Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    The longest journey starts with a cold beer.

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    Peam Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    If little knowledge is dangerous, what is none at all?

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    patsysutcliffe Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    all of the characters in this strip are funny, in their own way, because Mr. Pastis is just a funny guy.

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    Ambydextrous  almost 9 years ago

    ‘’Scary Gary by Mark Buford’’ is just as funny as Pearls, if not more ;). Give it a try

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    doublepaw  almost 9 years ago

    I love this strip, but the less Crocs the better for me.

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    Ruuuttthhh  almost 9 years ago

    Sign in a college dorm:

    Knowledge is powerPower corruptsStudy hardBe evil

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    Potrzebie  almost 9 years ago

    Just hide the books, after the revolution, you will be the most powerful person.

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    Number Three  almost 9 years ago

    Pig is the King of the Castle!

    Don’t worry, Pig… I’m sure you’ll turn into a total bookworm after 2 or 3 books.

    (Cough, Cough!)

    LOL xxx

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 9 years ago

    If you want “power” from books, set them on fire. (To the extent that power = energy.)

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    jackpiper  almost 9 years ago

    funny. But to the one handed fella, How many strips have made you laugh on both hands?

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    William Taylor  almost 9 years ago

    I like Guard Duck and his cat………. Mr. Snuffles, I think?

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    Odd Dog Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Tucson Festival of booksTucson AZ 3-10-13Stephan PastisFear, Intrigue, & Humor: Engaging Kids as ReadersPanel / Sun 1:00 PM – 02:00 PMEducation Building – Kiva AuditoriumPearls Freaks OutSolo Presentation / Sun 4:00 PM – 05:00 PMArizona Daily Star Pavilion – UA Mall

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    Vonne Anton  almost 9 years ago

    I never learned to read writing, but I can write reading.

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    Logical Duck  almost 9 years ago

    Knowledge is Power. K = P

    Time is Money. T = M

    Power is Work per unit Time. P = W / T

    .’. K = W / T

    .’. K = W / M

    .’. M = W / K

    For the same amount of work, the less you know, the more money you make.This explains the pay structure of most corporations.

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    Rickapolis  almost 9 years ago

    Drabble has been reading a lot lately. But his new found knowledge has cursed him.

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    TURTLEDUDE  about 2 years ago

    PIG HAS POWER!… annnnnd there it goes

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