Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2013
Pig: Hi I'd like to buy a dozen long-stemmed roses for my girlfriend. Female florist: That'll be $150. Pig: But the sign says $75. Female florist: I know, but it's Valentine's Day and my power has grown exponentially. Bwaaahahahahaa. Pig: Florists are a cruel bunch.