Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 12, 2013

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 8 years ago

    So close, and yet, so far

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    einarbt7  over 8 years ago

    So anti … something not to cooperate.

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    Did you mean chocolate coated vs candy coated?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    Larry’s not usually romantic, but it looks like he’s willing to take a stab at it.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 8 years ago

    If he had the money, he’d go to the butcher shop and look in the offal section.

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    firedome  over 8 years ago

    but we’re talking about zeeba-heart…

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    blunebottle  over 8 years ago

    Oooo….haven’t had that since I was a kid….isn’t that what’s called mock duck?

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    el8  over 8 years ago

    No, no…that’s Zebra’s house, Hart lives down the street.

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    knight1192a  over 8 years ago

    Your first mistake, Larry, was putting emphasis on Valentine’s Day.

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    John Falstaff  over 8 years ago

    Zeeba hart ees the gifft that keep on geeving

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Close cover before striking. Close curtains before being struck. Larry seems desperate. I suspect Patty will be disappointed this coming Thursday, and Larry will be once again the loser.

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    hariseldon59  over 8 years ago

    Look like Larry’s about to steal Zebra’s heart (literally).

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    jmartin1955  over 8 years ago

    Gives a whole new meaning to stealing someone’s heart.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 8 years ago

    One February XIV I gave my woman fiend some ale with brewer’s gold. She screamed, “THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE GIVING ME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY?!?” “I’m sorry, I thought today was BALLENTINE’S Day.”

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    agraysky  over 8 years ago


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    jessegooddoggy  over 8 years ago

    More crocs and zeebas, less rat for valentines day and beyond!

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    w2lj  over 8 years ago


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    finale  over 8 years ago

    Plan B: Ring of Kiszka for the little woomun

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    doublepaw  over 8 years ago

    I thought chocolate was candy………….

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    Moishe3rd  over 8 years ago

    How can you make fun of Zeeba’s Apartheid Curtain??!! What is wrong with you?How can you not see the INJUSTICE of shutting out Croc’s freedom to pursue his own life?Oh… The inhumanity!

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    puddlesplatt  over 8 years ago

    your going to break her heart.

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    guitarmutt  over 8 years ago

    Wow, what ugly curtains.

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    foxsinger Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Some sharp wit!

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    Vonne Anton  over 8 years ago

    It’s curtains for you!

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    romart1  over 8 years ago

    He’s a zebra not a hart

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    blunebottle  over 8 years ago

    I looked it up….usually Mock Duck is made with flank steak.

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    Popeyesforearm  over 8 years ago

    do tell tale

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    Awwww… Poor Zebra!

    Croc needs anger management like Rat does.

    LOL xxx

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    TileComics  over 8 years ago

    The middle frame needs the “Psycho” theme….

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    GerardoDreadful  over 8 years ago

    He just need to add the music from the shower scene of Psycho

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    zianrocks2468  over 8 years ago

    Oh Larry, Stupid, Stupid Larry. You’re going smart against a very smart Zebra. You going to lose every time.

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I’ve never had it stuffed. My mom sometimes would boil deer heart, slice it, and put it in sandwiches. Not bad, but not something I really got excited about.

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    Rickapolis  over 8 years ago

    Nice shiv.

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 8 years ago

    Look, Larry… You’re lucky that zeeba neighbor even tries to carry on a conversation with you!

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    HankTheSock  over 8 years ago

    Listen Larry, Zebra is way too smart for you. You need to think of more cleaver, and not so obvious ways if you want to kill him.

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    stormymaverick  over 8 years ago

    I find it amazing people feel the need to comment on a comic strip! DOH! I just did! Never mind.

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