Larry the Croc: Hullooo, zeeba neighba. Leesten. Me tinking give my woomun heart for Valeentine Day. Zebra: Good for you. Chocolate or candY? Larry the Croc: Why you never cooperate?
So close, and yet, so far
So anti … something not to cooperate.
Did you mean chocolate coated vs candy coated?
Larry’s not usually romantic, but it looks like he’s willing to take a stab at it.
If he had the money, he’d go to the butcher shop and look in the offal section.
but we’re talking about zeeba-heart…
Oooo….haven’t had that since I was a kid….isn’t that what’s called mock duck?
No, no…that’s Zebra’s house, Hart lives down the street.
Your first mistake, Larry, was putting emphasis on Valentine’s Day.
Zeeba hart ees the gifft that keep on geeving
Close cover before striking. Close curtains before being struck. Larry seems desperate. I suspect Patty will be disappointed this coming Thursday, and Larry will be once again the loser.
Look like Larry’s about to steal Zebra’s heart (literally).
Gives a whole new meaning to stealing someone’s heart.
One February XIV I gave my woman fiend some ale with brewer’s gold. She screamed, “THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE GIVING ME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY?!?” “I’m sorry, I thought today was BALLENTINE’S Day.”
Y U NO GUD NEIGHBA?!?!!
More crocs and zeebas, less rat for valentines day and beyond!
Plan B: Ring of Kiszka for the little woomun
I thought chocolate was candy………….
How can you make fun of Zeeba’s Apartheid Curtain??!! What is wrong with you?How can you not see the INJUSTICE of shutting out Croc’s freedom to pursue his own life?Oh… The inhumanity!
your going to break her heart.
Wow, what ugly curtains.
Some sharp wit!
It’s curtains for you!
He’s a zebra not a hart
I looked it up….usually Mock Duck is made with flank steak.
do tell tale
Awwww… Poor Zebra!
Croc needs anger management like Rat does.
The middle frame needs the “Psycho” theme….
He just need to add the music from the shower scene of Psycho
Oh Larry, Stupid, Stupid Larry. You’re going smart against a very smart Zebra. You going to lose every time.
I’ve never had it stuffed. My mom sometimes would boil deer heart, slice it, and put it in sandwiches. Not bad, but not something I really got excited about.
Look, Larry… You’re lucky that zeeba neighbor even tries to carry on a conversation with you!
Listen Larry, Zebra is way too smart for you. You need to think of more cleaver, and not so obvious ways if you want to kill him.
I find it amazing people feel the need to comment on a comic strip! DOH! I just did! Never mind.