Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 10, 2013
Rat: Hey, goat...do you like your orange juice with pulp or without pulp? Goat: Either, I guess. Rat: You don't have a preference? Goat: Well, I suppose if I had to choose, I'd say with. Rat: With? Goat: Yeah, why? Rat: No reason. I just think it's interesting that- KILL THE PULPIST!!! Goat: Must every issue in this country be divisive? Pig: SOCIALIST!