Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2013

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  almost 10 years ago

    Never argue with your wife Larry.

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    el8  almost 10 years ago

    Beat him ’til he likes it, girl!

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    margueritem  almost 10 years ago

    Get those wings to do their thing, Larry.

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    Bilan  almost 10 years ago

    Sorry Larry, Everybody knows that Heaven’s gift shop can spell correctly.

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    Vonne Anton  almost 10 years ago

    You know, with Larry in the lead, the zombie apocalypse just doesn’t seem so scary anymore…

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    firedome  almost 10 years ago

    there’re such things as harp stores?

    …love the t-shirt!

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    Love the look of Larry’s eyes as he’s handing Patty the T-shirt; it conveys smugness perfectly.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    Actually, the funniest part of all this is Larry’s assumption that he would end up in Heaven.

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    Odd Dog Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Larry needs some “red bull” to go with those wings

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    Larry, the really stupid husband who wises up under threat by Patty to make him really dead! Taking the garbage out is a small price to pay for avoiding getting batted around like a Chicago-style 16-inch softball.

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    orinoco womble  almost 10 years ago

    I want to live somewhere with a harp store!

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    eddie6192  almost 10 years ago

    Patty and her Louisville slugger can be very persuasive.

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    doublepaw  almost 10 years ago

    I wish we had a harp store in town.

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I want a shirt like that.

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    knight1192a  almost 10 years ago

    As I said, Patty knows he’s alive so Larry’s chances at Vegas died. Now Larry’s really facing death.

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    Alms4Thorby  almost 10 years ago

    She’s the boss, just like every real American home.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Can someone please explain how these two dingbats could produce a good youngster like Junior? Or perhaps he was adopted?

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    NOW, Larry!

    LOL xxx

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    jessegooddoggy  almost 10 years ago

    I really miss the crocs, we hardly see them anymore. It’s like Mutts without Earl and Mooch.

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    celeconecca  almost 10 years ago

    wise choice, Larry

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    el8  almost 10 years ago

    An Irish seven course dinner? A potato and a six-pack.

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    Rickapolis  almost 10 years ago

    The wisdom of the wife.

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    Joseph McFarlane  almost 10 years ago

    The harp store?

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    Michael Ritter  almost 10 years ago

    I’m heading for the phone book to see where our local harp store is – sounds like a fun place.

    Wait . . . . phone book?

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    1504jarvis  almost 10 years ago

    Q: How does every Irish joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.

    It’s okay, I know most of them by heart, My ancestors were from County Fermanagh.

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    alviebird  almost 10 years ago

    She knows how to motivate.

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    A_NY_Outlaw  almost 10 years ago

    Don’t mess with Patty Larry! You would have thought he would have learned that by now, but after all he is a ‘croc’!

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    Hank The Sock  almost 10 years ago

    Hahaha. I love Larry’s face in the 6th panel!

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    AComicReader12  almost 10 years ago

    That, my friend, is the punishment of lying.

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    imbaldeagle  almost 10 years ago

    I visited an alligator farm yesterday and watched them feed the gators and crocs. They fed them dead rats – made me think of this strip ;-)

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Next time just leave him there.

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    TheLostEditor  almost 10 years ago

    The bat one of the best ways to settle an arguement

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    cyberguy  almost 10 years ago

    Love how his wife looks mad in panel 5, but by the next she looks back to normal and of course is back in charge

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    danno12345  almost 10 years ago

    “the harp store.” :-)

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    Corey Cohen  almost 10 years ago

    “The Harp Store”!

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    EmeraldKitsune943  almost 6 years ago

    The look he gave her is priceless.

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    ArtieTucker  almost 3 years ago

    Do you think you get angel wings and a harp down there?

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    CesarSantos  over 1 year ago

    LoL at the 6th panel!

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