Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 02, 2013
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Transcript:
Rat: I have not gone to church in a long time. Goat: Oh, yeah? Why is that? Rat: I'm perfect now. Goat: Of course. Rat: Sure has freed up time to get drunk watching football.
some places in the bible belt, football is the state religion. but, doesn’t the bible state that thy would not have any other god/faith/religion? does that mean they are polytheists, instead of mono? look at texas. High schools have multi-million dollar football stadiums that rival some colleges, recruit talented kids, train year around. then, have the games on friday night. saturday is college(ut longhorns), and on sunday, nfl(cowboys and the texans).
some places in the bible belt, football is the state religion. but, doesn’t the bible state that thy would not have any other god/faith/religion? does that mean they are polytheists, instead of mono? look at texas. High schools have multi-million dollar football stadiums that rival some colleges, recruit talented kids, train year around. then, have the games on friday night. saturday is college(ut longhorns), and on sunday, nfl(cowboys and the texans).