Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 04, 2012
Goat: Hey, Rat... You want half this sandwich? I can't eat all of it. Rat: I can't eat that. There are sprouts on it. Goat: What's wrong with sprouts? Rat: Nobody likes sprouts. That's how they got their name. Goat: 'Sports'? Rat: Something People Ruin Our Usually Tasty Sandwiches with. Goat: Of course. Rat: Want to know what broccoli stands for?