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Dec 1, 2012
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Larry the Croc:  Can me has language of origin?
Woman:  Greek to Latin.
Larry the Croc:  Is dere any alternate pronownciashun?
Man:  No.
Larry the Croc:  Is it noun?
Woman:  Yes.
Larry the Croc:  Can me peese has defeenishun?
Man:  A small domesticated mammal with fur and short snout.
Larry the Croc:  Can you peese use word in a sent-
Man:  COULD YOU PLEASE JUST SPELL THE @#&@#&@ WORD 'CAT'?
Croc:  Some guys just shouldn't enter spelling bees.
Larry the Croc:  Me forgot. Whuh is language of origin?
Man:  Aughhh.
Dec 3, 2012
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