Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 13, 2012
Rat: Oyez! Oyez! I bring thee ye news of the day! Rat declared most popular member of Pearls! Rat an immense stud! Goat: This is ridiculous, Rat. The provider of the news is supposed to give people the truth. I can no longer take you spouting out this biased agenda. Rat: Sorry. I can fix that. Ye Goat to be hung at noon!! Guard Duck: Ye must be Goat.