Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 28, 2012

Got my vote!

Those Canadianese are the greatest!

Wow, I never thought Rat would make this much sense. NO MORE JUSTIN BIEBERS, VOTE FOR RAT!

2000 feet if need be.

Impeach Rat!

I’m for Goat . .Anything will beat what we have now. . .NoMoO .!

Rat does not want to be a (as American Alfred Yankovic said) Canadian idiot. Rat also needs a 1000-foot-high wall on Alaska.

Rat’s wall will be a monument to Canadian-US friendship! Vote Rat! Vote for the Friendship Wall!

Note to self: Do not read comments on websites from now until Madness Week is over in the US.

Anybody remember Governor George Wallace? Part of his platform was to declare war on Canada..(…..but bring it on, you Yanks! We beat you in 1812….)

The Arrogant Worms- War of 1812:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ety2FEHQgwM&feature=related

Well I agree with the no more Justin Bieber part. But Rat’s idea would fail.

Dammit! The Rat’s onto us! Quick! Someone load Carly Rae Jepsen into a van and send her to Vermont before they build this wall.

Actually we didn’t beat the Americans in 1812. The current history campaign on Canadian TV ads is pretty misleading. Plus we lost part of the Maritimes as compensation to the US. They call it Maine now.

This dislike for Canada….what’s it all aboot?

Rat would make a great politician – he got plenty of issues.

walls are useless. romans had walls which resulted barbarian hordes overrunning the empire. berlin had a wall, result was an united germany. china still has a great wall, that still did not keep the northern tribes invading. the biggest problem of a wall, is maintaining that wall(manpower, money, maintenance, etc…). even warfare, fortifications and walls are useless, maginot line, siegfried line, etc…

I’ve heard that south Florida is becoming America’s (Fondue) Melting Pot.

HA HA!!! Classic Rat!

If Rush is from Canada, then I say: BOMB IT!

Inflicting Justin Bieber on us was an act of war. I say, we send a Boy Scout troop to CONQUER Canada (except the froggy part- who wants it??), and make them take Bieber back!

Just saw Argo. Canadians rock!

I propose consolidating Canada, the U.S. and Mexico into one great Nation…makes sense to me. No walls other than the Rockies necessary and resources available to compete on the world market once again.

excuse me while i barf

Good thing Rat didn’t mention Celine Dion is Canadian. Then we would really be in trouble.

If only he was Libertarian.

It’s not just the Biebers. It’s those deadly poutine spills, too!

@Redkaycei Repoc – Not the proper place dude. Take your vitriol someplace else.

Love the outfit, Rat!

Drop in your votes, Pig and Goat!

xxx

@orinoco womble—Ditto.

A wall to keep Canucks and Yanks on their own sides? Canadian support for Rat just grew to 99% (note: 1% margin for error)

I wonder what two of my favorite “Canadianese”, Gordon Lightfoot and Anne Murray, think of this cartoon!

Depending on the outcome, I might want to move to Canada….

rat does has a point with justin bieber…

Hey? What have we done to deserve such a “rant from rat”? Oh yeah ..Justin Bieber..sorry ’bout that eh?

Funny thing…those who live along the border to the south…very few of them are fired up about border security. I know one town who’s fire department is largely manned by illegals; the illegals work and mix freely in all those border towns. Some get scared when someone gets killed, but they all know it’s the drugs that cause that to happen, and 90+% of illegals are not in the drug business; they just want to feed their families. It’s mostly the politicians/media/extreme right who keep that issue in the news, all for money.

Why build a wall when you have NHL owners effectively doing the same with the lockout?

Do away with the wall concept and annex Mexico and Canada; then we would all be Americans . . . .☻.(I guess we are already though . . . aren’t oui)

Oh Pig. Say it ain’t so…

If the wall can keep Bieber frommaking it back, I’d be for it. On behalf od all Canadianese, I would like to apologize for that (but hey, it was an American label who signed him). You’re welcome for Rush.

I could actually listen to Rush if Geddy Lee didn’t have a voice that could peel paint off a wall.

We need a 1000-foot wall around Washington DC to keep the government in.

@ИOMЯOM : Exactly what came to my mind

Thank you! I keep saying that Obama walked into a huge mess – not of his doing. He is doing what he can to try to get us out but it takes time. People do forget too quickly and they expect changes over night -doesn’t happen that way. I personally am better off now than I was 4 years ago.

whoa I’m from British Columbia and what about all our wood and maple syrup and snow????

Whatever candidate starts his next speech with, “My fellow citizens, Shut your pieholes” has my vote.

so justin’s from canada, eh? all this time i thought oregon was the bieber state…

Rush Hudson Limbaugh III was born in Cape Girardeau, Missouri

How did we end up with Alaska anyway? It’s farther north than most of Canada.

Some people just have verbal diarrhea of political vitriol when they’re presented with a blank comments text box.

I knew a couple “illegals” from Canada. Yup, they were here without proper documentation. I also knew “illegals” from France, Japan, Southeast Asia, England, and several countries in Latin America OTHER than Mexico and Guatemala.

Since the bail out was completely repaid by the auto industry, WITH INTEREST I’d gladly take the ’blame". Idiots who crashed the economy blame a successful; program that they;ve belittled, Bigger idiots defend the administration without defending the program.

He’s right. they been stealing our entertainment jobs for years.

I’m an American, and I’ll take SCTV over Saturday Night Lame any day.

This was a great comic I hope everbody enjoyed it as much asI did! Thought it was funny how the mouse said they don’t need any more Justin Biebers crossing the boarder!

Your pretending to be a Muslim making inflammatory statements to this forum is transparent and lame. Watch yourself — what goes around comes around!

Not sure I understand the reason for hating Justin Bieber. He’s actually quite talented and is frequently generous with his money. Is it because he’s young?

Too bad they didn’t stop Lush Rumball at the border…………

I have wondered the same thing often.

Yeah, well I don’t want any Demi lavatos, Jonas brothers or Rebecca blacks sneaking onto MY side of the boarder so if I was in America, rat would have my vote!

he’d get my vote, now if we can get him to build the lower wall to…

While were at it lets kick out One Direction, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, and every other pop dancepop singer out there.

Justin Biebers aren’t the only ones we need to keep contained in Canada! don’t forget that Canada also subjected us to Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Nickelback, Theory of a Dead Man, Avril Lavigne and Carly Rae Jepsen. Though they are partially forgiven because they gave us RUSH and Alanis Morisette

The Mexicans do cause more threat to the U.S. too, Rat, and almost everyone can vacation to the island of Hawaii.

He means Rush, a Canadian progressive rock band best known for the song Tom Sawer, not the infamously stupid radio personality Rush Limbaugh.

So you are 60-63 years old?

Pig’s a belieber? Wow, there’s finally something to not like about him

Holy crap, Donald Trump got his ideas from Pearls!

…if he becomes president, we’re all screwed.

So that’s where Trump got the idea…

Stephen Pastis predicting the future yet again…

At least the wall would keep Justin Beaber out.

Sadly the Rat won…

rat trump!

OverSimplified made the same Mexican joke on the bErLiN wAlL on his Cold War video