Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 07, 2012
Pig: Hey, country Doctor Joe. How goes it? Joe: Not good, Pig...all them H.M.O's is a real tobaccy chew. Rat: What's that mean? Joe: H.M.O's...they're ruinin' my practice. Makes me so mad I gotta chew the tobaccy. Pig: They really stress you out? Joe: Yessuh...but not as much as my staff...they is a cigar chew. Pig: They make you so stressed you have to smoke cigars? Joe: Yup. But ain't nothin' as bad as them patients. They is so bad they make me have to chew the furry rug I has on my office floor. Pig: They're that bad? Joe: Just like they say. Pig: What do they say? Joe That patients is a fur chew. Rat: I vote we euthanize him.