Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 03, 2012
Pig: What's going on, Jeff the cyclist? Jeff: I'm training for a race. I need to be just the right weight. One extra pound means being 8% less efficient on hill climbs. Pig: But you're already so fit, and your bike is as light as can be... What else could you possibly do to drop weight? Jeff: Change the spelling of my name from 'J-E-F-F' to 'J-E-F.' Pig: One 'F' lighter! Jeff: Jef thinks of everything!