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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2012

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 9 years ago

    Tempurpedic: the highly most dumb founded bed in America.(not really, it’s soft as heck)

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Does that mattress have any memories of Sweet Fanny?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    BTW, that is one krazy picture in panel 2.

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    ChrissyT  over 9 years ago

    Give the mattress to Rat. I’d love to see what the mattress would say about him.

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    SarahPlain  over 9 years ago

    Pig wore pants?

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Pig should have bought a dumb mattress instead of a smart one!

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    finale  over 9 years ago

    At least he didn’t get the singing one that goes on and on with that Andrew Lloyd Weber song..@rf_eq; You’re probably correct (Thanks for the Memories).

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    Memories, like the corners of my mind …

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    killacowinWA  over 9 years ago

    Did he get it from the planet Squornshellous Zeta? (I appreciate whoever gets the reference)

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    spirit42  over 9 years ago

    Pastis remember all those guys (and girls) who beat you up in high school? They were trying to help you.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Thanks, for the mammaries…

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Attn: Dorothy Lamore…

    Thanks for the mammaries, The big ones and the small,On women short and tall The kind that bounce,The kind that sway,The kind that will come out to play,Oh, thank you, so much….

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    eddie6192  over 9 years ago

    Knowing Rat, he’s probably taunting that dumb Pig.while hiding under the bed.

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    DalDorlasman  over 9 years ago

    I didnt know it was memory foam- I thought rat was hidden in there talking to pig.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Good eyes, Sherlock!

    All you comics fans don’t recognise Krazy Kat?

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    Greyhame  over 9 years ago

    DONT PANIC

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    Greyhame  over 9 years ago

    DON’T PANIC!

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    Greyhame  over 9 years ago

    Oh, and the picture is, of course, Krazy Kat.

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    jcomics52  over 9 years ago

    George Herriman rocks.

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    gordrogb Premium Member over 9 years ago

    So, what would have happened if he had gotten the Sleep Number bed? Not number TWO I hope.

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    jpsomebody  over 9 years ago

    I have a chair made with memory foam and every time I eat burritos I can hear it pray for amnesia.

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    ossiningaling  over 9 years ago

    @Sarah Plain – Pig stopped wearing pants BECAUSE they split

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    GypsyWoman  over 9 years ago

    I wouldn’t want my mattress to remember things I did on it.

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    Maybe Pig should have put a bag over his head when Goat said “mattress”. (Let’s see if anyone gets that reference.)

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    Rickapolis  over 9 years ago

    I sure don’t want my mattress telling any tales on me..

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    Vora_Lundar  over 9 years ago

    @hariseldon23“And did those men, in ancient times…”

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    Vora_Lundar  over 9 years ago

    I meant @hariseldon59

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    UsernameUsername1234  over 9 years ago

    Pig doesn’t wear pants. How could he split them?

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    LOL LOL. Funny!

    Poor Pig…

    xxx

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    wykstrad  over 9 years ago

    “And the memory foam is incredibly supportive.”

    “Remember when you had dreams of being a serious actor, and now you’re the narrator for infomercials that have never brought any real joy to anyone anywhere?”

    “You can put a glass of wine on this side of the mattress, jump up and down on the other, and not a drop will spill!”

    “If I had your career prospects, I’d be drinking that wine. Of course, it won’t help you blot out the memories, because I’ll still be here. I’ll always be here. I come with a lifetime warranty.”

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    Hectoruno  over 9 years ago

    What is wrong with Goat? If I started a conversation with, “I heard you got a new bed. May I see it?” It is almost a up line.

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    tent163phantoka  over 9 years ago

    I hope I never have a mattress like this. or any kind of talking mattress.

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    m.l.  about 9 years ago
    Charlie Brown got no valentines, didn’t cry………….*GOT NO HALOWEEN CANDY, NO CHRISTMAS CARDS and DIDN’T CRY !"
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    MartyLikeIts1991  about 1 year ago

    Goat makes that face in pretty much every strip. (I wonder why)

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    LOAFY  11 months ago

    Yeah but don’t all mattresses do that???

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    Boxo croco likes lego  4 months ago

    So he went wa wa wa all the way home

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