Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 24, 2012
Crocodile son: Dad! Dad! You brought back Freddy the Frog! He's no longer Prince Valiant! Larry the Croc: Oh, dad?... Yeah.. Me trying be more open-minded 'bout amfibians. Crocodile son: That's great, Dad... What's that in your hand? Larry the croc: Oh, dis? Dis nutting. You no need read or- Crocodile son: Open-minded? Larry the croc: Lawyer-minded. Doze guys ruin everything. Dear Sirs, "Prince Valiant" is a registered trademark of King Features Syndicate. Please cease and desist from all future use.