Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2012

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    Proginoskes  over 9 years ago

    Uh, that’s soccer, Rat …

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Whoa… Rat actually said something more profound than “I hate you, gimme a beer.”÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.” (John Lennon)

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    margueritem  over 9 years ago

    Rat, ever helpful…

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    artybee  over 9 years ago

    Throwing a bon bon into the vuvuzela? As Craig Ferguson would say, “That sounded dirty!”

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    mojitobaby  over 9 years ago

    Make it either a caramel or marshmallow one and you’ll really have my blessing.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    There are few crowd-situations that can’t be made “better” with a vuvuzela!

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    Hillbillyman  over 9 years ago

    Vuvuzela’s are merely a glorfied kazoo.

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    As usual Rat demonstrates he has no clue what he’s talking about.

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    nyoha  over 9 years ago

    Proginoskes, In Europe, Soccer is referred to as “Football,” IIRC.

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I thought Rat was spot on with the football game analogy.

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    finale  over 9 years ago

    No M-80’s on hand?

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    meowgirl  over 9 years ago

    Pig should be a member of the “Married with Children” Family. The mom would NEVER throw a BON BON away!

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    JeffdlS  over 9 years ago

    No, not the vuvuzela . . . ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

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    Alms4Thorby  over 9 years ago

    Rat’s correct. You chose your friends but not your family.

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    alaskajohn1  over 9 years ago

    what about volleyball?

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    Angelicious  over 9 years ago

    I don’t make a move in the a.m. until I’ve seen what Rat has to say. Then I follow his advice and live accordingly. I love his football game analogy.

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 9 years ago

    I have a feeling it’s not really over…

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    Typical Rat!

    Has Pig got any baby brothers or sisters?

    Would be so sweet.


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    WaitingMan  over 9 years ago

    Rat has it right. Listening to vuvuzelas isn’t nearly as annoying as listening to my family. Not as degrading, either.

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    tigre1  over 9 years ago

    Not if you want to keep your seats and watching the game…besides nothing beats blowing great notes on the vulvazuela…rooty-toot-toot…

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    Linda Solomon  over 9 years ago

    applause!! you hit it right on the head and didnt need rat to show you how, wtg Golden Roya!

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    m.l.  over 9 years ago
    Going back to the 2010 South Africa Fifa World Cup eh, Rat.
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    water_moon  over 9 years ago

    Hmm, that’s a nice modernized version “Of course your family knows all the heart strings to pull, they were the ones who tied them there.”

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    tegm  over 9 years ago

    hahaha omg haven’t seen one of those in ages!

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    legoboye  about 8 years ago

    Anyone notice the pic is a little grainy?

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