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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2012

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    margueritem  over 9 years ago

    nothing that you can come up with will ever sound quite right…

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    Sounds like a Get Fuzzy plot from a few weeks ago. Pig don’t fear the reaper.

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    bahramthered  over 9 years ago

    Pig, just go to the croc’s house already.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Last time we visited this thread, Pig was at Death’s door, as I recall.

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    Zebrails  over 9 years ago

    what, with all the crocks that are dying… can it ever be redundant?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Oh Piggy dear…. you’ll be the death of me yet.

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    I wonder how they dealt with their separation… in quiet contemplation and reflection, or did Death take a holiday?

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    thegrift  over 9 years ago

    clearly he was boning someone else

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    finale  over 9 years ago

    What happened to “neighbor Bob”? Did he move….oh, wait…..Death moving back….never mind.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    So, Death had taken a holiday of sorts, eh? How about a sign saying “Welcome back, Mr. Death! What ever became of your wife?”

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    zero  over 9 years ago

    This one strip is better than 2 seasons of The Walking Dead. Whose death I’d welcome eagerly.

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    jofish10  over 9 years ago

    The second sign could easily pertain to any remaining members of the Sean Cassidy, Suzanne Somers, or Richard Simmons fan clubs.

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Wait, didn’t the Deaths have a kid? Gonna have to go back through my books and see if that strip is in one of them. Find out if they did have a kid, and if so then I have to wonder who got custody.

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    Brian Fink  over 9 years ago

    Mr. Death is making a stop on Rubes today as well.

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    rolleg  over 9 years ago

    Did the Grim Reaper move out of Rob Wilco’s apartment or did Bucky kick him out?

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    I hate harvest time….

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    Spamgaard  over 9 years ago

    Why, I had no idea this strip took place in Florida!

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    imbaldeagle  over 9 years ago

    I notice that Rat is not here today – probably away planning some death-defying trick.

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    Fan o’ Lio. Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Death? I thought he said deaf. I’m putting hearing aid batteries on my shopping list.

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    Fan o’ Lio. Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Seems to be a vague connection between PBS and Heart today.

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    “We’re all on death’s door, repeatedly ringing the doorbell, like maniacal Girl Scouts trying to make quota.”

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    fatjimi  over 9 years ago

    Death was enrolled in a Tony Robbins self improvement seminar. He learned that the hoodie had to go!

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    xall2h1  over 9 years ago

    what a tourist attraction

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    JGordonFan24  over 9 years ago

    I long for the relief that death will bring.

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    Guitarfish  over 9 years ago

    :D hahahaha

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    Nuttypearls115  over 9 years ago

    So the grim reaper’s gonna be a new regular?

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