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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 28, 2012

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    LLABDDO  over 9 years ago

    Be careful not to bruise the bacon.

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    Rakostump  over 9 years ago

    hahaha…i love pig :D

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Usually they just play jai-alai; Pig says “Hi,” and Rat says a lie.

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    naturally_easy  over 9 years ago

    Pig should be thankful Rat doesn’t suggest playing “doctor”.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Now I have to paddle you because you made me paddle you,

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    zero  over 9 years ago

    Sometimes, even I can’t like Rat’s m.o.

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    hariseldon59  over 9 years ago

    Why does Pig even have a paddle?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I the U.S. we usually call it a paddle…. but I’d say Rat has quite a racquet going on.Haris — maybe he’s allowed to duck and cover.(If he’s allowed duck, though, he needs Guard Duck, not that little wooden thing.

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    shimoon  over 9 years ago

    yeh, when is his turn?

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Rat is the ultimate Ponger pretending to be a Pinger. As Pig’s too naive for his own good, it seems it’s time Goat takes the paddle from him and uses it on that giant ping pong ball at the end of Rat’s face. Then uses it on Rat’s head.

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    F65Hellcat, you’ve named yourself well…….

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    PICTO  over 9 years ago

    “Now I have to paddle you for asking.” Rat is starting to sound like my wife.

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    tigre1  over 9 years ago

    Yeah, beating up of people who can’t fairly respond…it’s almost conservative. The beginning, anyway.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    Rat is such a rat! He layeth the smack on Pig, who doesn’t even know he’s being jobbed. When the Ponger pings the Pinger, Justice Will Be Served!

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    JGordonFan24  over 9 years ago

    Sometimes I feel like the pinger.

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    CollettiMichael Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Pig should use his big ears as paddles. One for ping the other for pong.

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    The Old Wolf  over 9 years ago

    But can you build a quick trick brick stack?

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    The Old Wolf  over 9 years ago

    I say we put Rat in a room with Jean Claude Van Damme, Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris and let him start insulting the three of them… I’d pay to watch.

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    cubswin2016  over 9 years ago

    I think it would funny if Stephen added a cat.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 9 years ago

    It takes balls to play ping-pong with rat . . . ☻

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    finale  over 9 years ago

    Rat’s next game: Kng Kong playning Ping Pong with his Ding Dong

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    Fan o’ Lio. Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Pong was my first video game.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 9 years ago

    Those “Fox in Sox” references remind me that when my nieces and nephews were little I used to read that to them BACKWARDS. (Which is a very tough challenge….)

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 9 years ago

    ..love it…

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    Trust Rat to find an evil spin to put in the game.

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    nels0cjn  over 9 years ago

    rat needs to be in trap, if only for a short time, so he comes to his relisations that others maters

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    XtremePearls  over 9 years ago

    RAT’S AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    rgcviper  over 9 years ago

    I have the sudden urge to “PONG” Rat. I get the feeling Goat, and even innocent Pig, would back me up, too.

    Who’s with me?

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    doublepaw  over 9 years ago

    Pig is asking to be a pinger, but that is what he has been. Must be the blows to the head have confused him.

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