Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 09, 2012

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    Gluteus Maximus  over 9 years ago

    Now cut it off and use it for baseball…

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    margueritem  over 9 years ago

    Better yet, swat rat with it.

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    lightningsnowstorm  over 9 years ago

    ring toss? I normally suck at those.

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    killacowinWA  over 9 years ago

    Empathy, thy name is definitely not Rat.

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    Peabody-Martini  over 9 years ago

    Simple solution to this. Do to rat what you do to the crocs every day.

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    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    That’s gotta smart. Even if Rat is using plastic pretend-horseshoes (which I doubt). Just toss it back onto Rat’s enormously long nose, Zeeba Neighba!

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    Varnes  over 9 years ago

    Just happens to have his trusty horse shoes with him….

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    knight1192a  over 9 years ago

    Close only counts in horseshoes and gernades, unless you’re only two feet from the stake where it’s a lot easier to get a ringer then close only counts in gernades. Course now Rat has armed Zebra and I be his aim is ten times better than Rat’s. And Rat’s nose looks like a pretty good stake.

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 9 years ago

    Dat encouraging, Bob. Sign of weakness. Maybe invite him to Zeebacue.

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    JGordonFan24  over 9 years ago

    A winner every time!!!

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    eddie6192  over 9 years ago

    Zeeba neighba got shoes.

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    rshive  over 9 years ago

    Bad ear days have consequences.

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    jmartin1955  over 9 years ago

    Love Rat’s facial expression.

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    Awwwwwww! Poor Zebra.

    LOL LOL.

    This strip is getting a 5/5!


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    Rooster17780  over 9 years ago

    rat was just trying to be nice….. well, maybe not

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    Rooster17780  over 9 years ago

    aren’t zebra ears supposed to stick up anyway?

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    finale  over 9 years ago

    Tad’s nads? Blown off by a ham gernade?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Can’t believe I’m the first one here to make this joke:“So did you sleep on your ear wrong, or are you just happy to see me?”

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    Ermine Notyours  over 9 years ago

    If your ear sticks up for more than four hours, call a doctor.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member over 9 years ago

    rat is a dead ringer . . . ☻

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    tigre1  over 9 years ago

    WHO would ‘shoe’ a zeeba?and why didn’t the all-puissant Rat use donuts?

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    the burser  over 9 years ago

    ahhhhhh… what a friend you have in rat…. NOT!

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    chris_weaver  over 9 years ago

    One could hurt someone by throwing horseshoes at someone’s head – better borrow some senso-rings from the Coneheads!

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    Rrhian Blade  over 9 years ago

    Zebra’s probably gonna make good use with that horse-shoe, as well… Rat won’t have a head once it’s made useful, though…

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    m.l.  over 9 years ago
    Crocs would have a good laugh at this one.
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