Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2012
Pig: Hey, Rat, my friend Timmy is coming over today to help me dig a ditch. He's really short and has a beard. Rat: Is that him? Pig: What happened? Rat: I thought it was a leprechaun hiding it's pot of gold. Pig: He really shouldn't wear green. Rat: Hey. I did get a wallet.