Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2012

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    Gluteus Maximus  about 10 years ago

    Rat: The not-to-subtle pickpocket. BTW, isn’t it way past St. Patrick’s Day?

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    zero  about 10 years ago

    Oi! every day can be St. Paddy’s. Faith & begorrah Bridget where’s me green beer!

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    margueritem  about 10 years ago

    Erin go Bragh!

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    Nicole™ (vaxxed & boosted)  Premium Member about 10 years ago

    My love for Rat is as strong as ever. He’s my favorite character!!!

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    Yontrop  about 10 years ago

    At the first panel, I was sure there was a pun coming.

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    Oh, no! They’ve killed Timmy!Pig is kinda cold about it in panel 3.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Sisyphos… I’m sure he’s just trying to save his soft-hearted empathy for his poor, guilt-ridden friend Rat.

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    DuHhozr  about 10 years ago

    Life’s a ditch!

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    walruscarver2000  about 10 years ago

    Erin go braless

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    Varnes  about 10 years ago

    I didn’t know you had to beat up the little guys to get the pot of gold…

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    Peabody-Martini  about 10 years ago

    The mugging at the end of the rainbow.

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    Sandfan  about 10 years ago

    I guess this is not the Timmy that Lassie was always saving.

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    Spamgaard  about 10 years ago

    Did he have a Green card?

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    SwimsWithSharks  about 10 years ago

    “He really shouldn’t wear green.”

    Thanks, Geraldo!

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    hariseldon59  about 10 years ago

    I thought maybe Rat was after his Lucky Charms.

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    petersg_99  about 10 years ago

    Maybe this will work: Hey Stephan, how about a nice hot steamy Reuben –

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    corzak  about 10 years ago

    Check to see if he has a green card, Rat.

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    Digital Frog  about 10 years ago

    “Looks like we’re going to need another Timmy”

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    JeffdlS  about 10 years ago

    Dat bad break, Timmy.

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    Number Three  about 10 years ago

    Awwwww, That’s cute and absolutely hilarious.


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    DavidEssman Premium Member about 10 years ago

    ah the ‘only the pearls’ caption contest panel

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    Popeyesforearm  about 10 years ago

    Rat needs to contact Travelocity and get the gnome out of there.

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    Joey Blau  about 10 years ago

    my my.. rat is violent. what did that little guy ever do to him?

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    Chibi-robo64  about 10 years ago

    Oh Pig. When will he stop defending Rat and just kick him in groin again?

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    s_roberts99  about 10 years ago

    Hey Pastie Boy, I got 100 more comments than you today! Greg Evans

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    JGordonFan24  about 10 years ago

    Ooooooooh, that dirty Rat.

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    bmonk  about 10 years ago

    I’m surprised Timmy isn’t seeing the rainbow.

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    lin4869  about 10 years ago

    Leprechauns can show up any time of the year—just need a rainbow.

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    cutiepie29  about 10 years ago

    Oh sure, Pig. Blame the victim! “He shouldn’t wear green?” Like that’s a good excuse for rat to assault a poor workman like that? HAH! My kitty is going to get you one of these days, Rat. She thinks you look like a great chew-toy.

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    m.l.  almost 10 years ago
    Why would you need to dig a ditch.
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