Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 19, 2012
Earl: Okay, Mishter Shmart guy, we have ways of maing hoshtages shpeak. Pastis: No! No! Stop! I'll tell you everything! Earl: But we haven't shtarted the torture. Pastis: I thought those cutesy 's's were the torture. Earl: It'sh a shpeech impediment! Pastis: Sorry. Mooch: May I electrocute his nipples now? The Cartoonists' War. Story Update: Stephan Pastis has been taken hostage by the evil East Coast geniuses, Earl and Mooch.