Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2012
Goat: Steph, what the #*@! is this East Coast/West Coast cartoonists' feud? Pastis: Syndication's a rough business, Goat, so every few years, cartoonists from the East Coast fight alongside their characters against all of us West Coast guys and all of our characters. Goat: But we don't have Guard Duck right now... what West Coast characters do we have that can make up for that? ... Shoot me now.