Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 11, 2012
Stephan: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: Writing a letter to the paper asking that they remove the comic strip 'Blondie'. Stephan: 'Blondie'? What's wrong with 'Blondie'? Rat: Look at her. Stephan: What?...It's Blondie. Rat: Look at her right hand. Stephan: I don't- Rat: SHE'S FLASHING GANG SIGNS!! Stephan: They should remove YOU from the paper. Rat: Yo, Blondie! KIDS read this section!!