Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2012
Transcript:
Croc: Why are you still campaigning against Newt Gingrich, Dad? Larry: Becuss amphibians beegest liars ever. One day dey has gills. One day dey has lungs. Dey like evil magicians. Croc: Dad... stop... This Newt's a human. I brought a photo of him. See... what do you think? Larry: Dat amphibian learn grown human head. Croc: No. Larry: Guy probblee laying eggs een swamp right now.
thebeevamp23 about 12 years ago
this comic is so hard to read sometimes…. but im still a fan
margueritem about 12 years ago
SNERK!!!
corzak about 12 years ago
lol, lol! I’ve had more and more ‘discussions’ like this in the last few years. If you don’t like the facts, make up your own!“We Fabricate. You Repeat.”
tat0010 about 12 years ago
All we need is a president called newt. sigh…….
chris_weaver about 12 years ago
No newt is good newt.
DuHhozr about 12 years ago
I just newt this wasn’t going to end.
Bratwurst about 12 years ago
Eggs? Please no more Newts…
Bilan about 12 years ago
Newt has been laying something on us that’s normally found in swamps, but it’s not eggs.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Well, I dunno…. Newt did kinda lay an egg in the primary.
“An” sometimes he “fibian.”In fact sometimes he downright lion.
truscan777 about 12 years ago
Doesn’t this remind you of the TV show “V”??? LOL
Kaputnik about 12 years ago
As long as we’re into reptile prejudices, I wonder how the crocs feel about alligators. Are they insulted when people get them confused?
celeconecca about 12 years ago
can’t efts grow back limbs?
GeeDee Premium Member about 12 years ago
Time for Newt to crawl back under his rock.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
I’m not so sure about amphibians, but most politicians seem to me like evil magicians…. Larry should listen to Junior, however, who presents as being of the smart side of the family.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
yes, Lary. yes he is.
Varnes about 12 years ago
This country doesn’t need to be Newtered……
finale about 12 years ago
What the eft?
rugeirn about 12 years ago
I totally believe the last line of this strip. Totally.
silatix about 12 years ago
That last panel is CLASSIC!
rmacprivate about 12 years ago
Forgot to add the old line to that. if a snake had ears.
flintcrow about 12 years ago
Dang, someone already made a Georgia reference! I’ve got to get up earlier.
JoeStrike about 12 years ago
The scary thing is, the kid’s dad is right!
Reppr Premium Member about 12 years ago
What, no references to baseball handwear?
Digital Frog about 12 years ago
Where’s the witch?? She turned him into a Newt and he didn’t get better…
JavaJim about 12 years ago
Las nite dat newt claimed he be tortoise. Mebbe he reptile after all!
RonaldDavis about 12 years ago
Newt’s a boy! Boys don’t lay eggs.
Piksea Premium Member about 12 years ago
This is a first! Larry and I are in perfect agreement!!!
rhinemaidens3 about 12 years ago
Baaaahaaahaaahaaahaahaahaaaa!
LiviaBay about 12 years ago
ROFL!!
tigre1 about 12 years ago
By my Newt Estimate, he’s four hairs past his time for Apocalypse…
starlilies about 12 years ago
LOL! Love this!
Sherlock Watson about 12 years ago
Frankly, I don’t give a fig for Newt.
Firebird67 about 12 years ago
On those rare occasions when an idea does manage to make its way into Larry’s thick skull it just seems to take up residence and never leave.
Jmcook006 about 12 years ago
For all those making Georgia and Newt jokes-
Anyone want to house a Georgian not dumb enough to vote for him? Any other state is fine…
MeGoNow Premium Member about 12 years ago
Well, this certainly might explain a lot.
BenLuke about 12 years ago
Who new’t that there would be so many puns in this comment section.
Spooky D Cat about 12 years ago
I recall that Steve Allen had a newt he named “Minow.” It was a play on words for Newton Minow, then the chairman of the FCC who referred to tv as “a vast wasteland.”
lattewoman about 12 years ago
I think Newt lays his eggs wherever they drop, and always in public. He’s an out front amphibian.
TheAlmightyOne about 12 years ago
What happened to the thoughts in the old strip where he thought newts were cute and wanted to be “Newter”. Which had some awkward consequences. :P
Logical Duck about 12 years ago
I have a newt. His name is Tiny.Why?Because he’s my newt!
KEA about 12 years ago
He’s probably looking for his 4th wife.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Aw thanks, Mechanic.
DuHhozr about 12 years ago
@ LogicalDuck : Excellent!!!
@ eddie6192 : Ans.= Newtin’.
Think any of them are related to Rockne?
lindz.coop Premium Member about 12 years ago
For once I might agree with Dad.
bgyoung about 12 years ago
NO U VOTE HEEM!
fmasroor about 12 years ago
He should have done one against Mitt Romney.