Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 23, 2012
Bob: Whuh we gonna do, Burt? Me keep geeting shot by blowdart assasseen. Buttocks een great pain. Burt: We is pray to God of crocs. He save us. Hullo, God of Crocs. Dis Bob and Burt. Someone shoot us. Peese make stop now. Bob: Dis why me atheist, Burt.