Feb 4, 2012
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Rat:  All I do is worry. 
Goat:  About what?
Rat:  Things that have happened. Things that haven't happened. Things that might happen.
Goat:  What good does that do?
Rat:  Because if I don't worry, life's bad stuff will sneak up on me. Worrying is my way of saying '@*#$% you, won't surprise me.'
Goat:  But you believe life is bad anyway. So why worry?
Rat:  Maybe you're right.
Goat: Yeah. So close your eyes and relax.
Rat:  Relax.
Goat:  I've been waiting ten years to do that.
Pig:  Never stop worrying.
Feb 6, 2012
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