Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2012
Goat: Looks like one of your neighbors got himself appointed to the city planning commission. Zebra: What's that? Goat: They're the guys who issue permits for any construction you want to do. Zebra: They don't by chance have the right to tear down stuff you build without a permit, do they? Goat: Sure they do. They just bring over the wrecking ball and down it goes. Why? Zebra: If you'll excuse me, I have a wall permit to file for. Goat: Wall? What wall?