Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 07, 2012

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    charles116  almost 10 years ago

    Pretty cute

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    naturally_easy  almost 10 years ago

    Why didn’t I think of that?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Hmm…. 2nd forum that seems mysteriously empty…. and the count says there’s 1 previous comment, but I see none…. yoooo hoooo…..

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Anyway this reminds me of the Ukrainian virus that was spreading like wildfire some years back….

    It came in an e-mail that said

    “Dear Comrade.

    This new virus from Ukraine.

    We have here no experience with computer. Please to help us with honor system.

    Please to delete all files on hard drive, then forward virus to everyone on mailing list.

    Big thank you for cooperation."

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Naturally easy —

    Whoa — your comment shows up now, but didn’t then.

    Not even after I made my second one.

    But the counter says 5, not counting this one, when there are 4.

    doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo….

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    JeanGreg  almost 10 years ago

    Okay, maybe I have a stupid sense of humor, or maybe it’s because it’s midnight here and I’m tired but this really cracked me up!And then Susan’s joke on top of it …

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    chris_weaver  almost 10 years ago

    By all means, eliminate the middleman!

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    zero  almost 10 years ago

    Where is Harry Truman when we need him?!. . ..

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    LHPuttgrass  almost 10 years ago

    Get a Mac. 5 years, no viruses here.

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    doublepaw  almost 10 years ago

    I just phoned all my financial information to some guy named Peggy. Hope it wasn’t an error…….

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    corzak  almost 10 years ago

    Sorry gatoCat . . . I already made all the arrangements with that Nigerian government official. He’s making ME the holder of the money transfer. I should have several million dollars deposited any day now.

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    whiteandnerdy723  almost 10 years ago

    is it just me or does it seem like the KGB got someone’s credit card number?

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    finale  almost 10 years ago

    I just got an e-mail from Ben Bernake and the FBI telling me the Nigerian prince is legit!

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    Number Three  almost 10 years ago

    UH OH!


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    swobo Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Russia has CREDIT?

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    tigre1  almost 10 years ago

    I LIKE Pig.

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    tigre1  almost 10 years ago

    YOU have Me amused greatly. Thanks.

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    PShaw0423  almost 10 years ago

    Definitely a Mac rather than a Linux-based system. Linux, in all of its unstandardized flavors, is a creation of code-writing snobs who seem to resent that the Great Unwashed might actually use their creation, so they deliberately make it user-hostile. (IMHO, of course.)

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    Tdog123  almost 10 years ago

    uh oh…

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    Valis616  almost 10 years ago

    @LHPuttgrass: Nope, Macs are riddled with viruses, you’re just not aware of them. The only virus-free o/s is Linux :P

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    Uskoke  almost 10 years ago

    I am running windows XP on a core2duo without any problems for exacty a year. free antivirus, too.

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    loganswift  almost 10 years ago

    You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.Although the Mac OS has had its own virus problems lately.

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    twintails0  almost 10 years ago

    Im no computer programmer, Im no computer expert, but as far as i know my windows vista laptop is just fine……………i hope

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    sliderule57  almost 10 years ago

    Linux is da bomb. I am Peggy. All your URLs belong to us.

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    RH3  almost 10 years ago

    Russian viruses? The Russians send me interesting e-mails about young ladies who are longing to meet me. They think I’ve got money, but I’ve just sent it to some Nigerians. The viruses come from Israel, and will destroy every control system and kill us all.

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    cond  almost 10 years ago

    … guess it works

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 10 years ago

    Is that really Pig, or Rat in a cunning disguise?

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    Yammo Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    HAHAHAHA!!!!! Problem solved!! Gotta love pig…

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    IQTech61  almost 10 years ago

    And even if you do have anti-virus, you can still get bogged down by malware your anti-virus doesn’t recognize.

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    jloawesome  almost 10 years ago

    pearls before swine is awesome!

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    elimarslovescomics  over 9 years ago

    What if the virus slowed Pig’s computer to a crawl and interfered with his messages?

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    puddinheadwilson  over 9 years ago

    I use AVAST Antivirus on my PC and it does not slow it down!

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    jayjaypom  over 9 years ago

    i love the pearls signature annoyed face. just straight line across the face.

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    Comicmaaan  over 5 years ago

    That does not help.

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    Caedmon The Great  12 months ago

    Pig is either a super-genius or the worlds dimmest dimwit

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